Archive for the ‘Booze’ Category
See if you can guess what these idiots are floatin’ in
Thursday, November 5th, 2009Top 10 fictional Bars you’d like to hang out in
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009Summertime and the livin’s easy…
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Making “the case” for canned beer
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009Since the dawn of humanity one debate lives on: bottled beer vs. canned beer. Personally, as long it’s ice cold and plentiful, I’m a happy camper. Click below for some enlightening info to impress your buddies with:
Look out! Giant Beer glasses are here and they’ll destroy us all!
Monday, January 26th, 2009Don’t get me wrong I love me some beer. This device holds 60 ounces of god’s nectar or the equivalent of five beers. Which sounds all well and good while you’re watching the game and don’t wanna keep running to the ‘fridge.But here’s my issue with the monstrosity: By the time you get about halfway down, it’s gonna be warmer than Georgia asphalt in the summer. So, unless they make a “Giant Beer Koozie” (or beer wetsuit) to keep it chilled, I ain’t buyin’ it Jack!
Alcohol + Bacon: Really?
Friday, January 23rd, 2009Don’t say they didn’t warn ya…..
Friday, January 9th, 2009Now they’re telling us that due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the warning labels below be placed on all containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
And now a New Year’s Eve “moment of Zen”
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008Holiday coping mechanism anyone?
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008Now, I’m sure your relatives are just as exciting and happy to be around as these nice folks. But sometime around being asked why you haven’t gotten a real job or had kids yet, you decide to head for the wood-paneled den and investigate the adult beverage situation. Well, here’s a few
SEASONAL SUGGESTIONS to wet your whistle and make the holidays a little easier to deal with. (you can also click the pic)








